Watch: Unboxing Qantas Airways 100Y Business Class Amenity Kit


In Business Class, you’ll find a kit
That’s filled with things to make you fit
A toothbrush, toothpaste, and some lotion
And socks to keep your feet in motion

An eye mask to help you sleep
And earplugs to block out the beep
Of the plane’s engine as it roars
And takes you to faraway shores

The kit is small, but oh so grand
It’s filled with things that you’ll demand
On every flight that you take
In Business Class, for goodness sake!

So sit back, relax, and enjoy
Your flight in comfort, oh boy!
With your amenity kit by your side
You’ll feel like you can fly worldwide.

– a poem I prompted in Bing